SCENE: the Muntanui kitchen at breakfast time this morning. FARMER WAN and his parents, MARGARET and DAVID are seated at the dining room table. Enter FARMER NIK.
FARMER NIK: You know those two saffron plants we've got in the raised beds?
FARMER NIK: Turns out they're not actually saffron plants at all...
MARGARET: Are they weeds?
FARMER NIK: Er... no. They're pea plants. From the pea staw.
ALL: (general merriment)
FARMER WAN: So, are you going to put a retraction on the blog?
FARMER NIK: I could just delete that photo from the slideshow...
FARMER WAN: Guess this is why we're doing that Horticulture course, eh?
fARMER NIK: (smiles ruefully and prepares to start typing)
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About Ewan and Niki
Scottish mechanical engineer with a deep and abiding passion for good food. Outstanding cook. Builder of lots of stuff. Cattle whisperer. Connoisseur of beer. A lover rather than a fighter.
Kiwi writer and broadcaster who hates cabbage, even though she knows it's good for her. Chook wrangler. Grower of food and flowers. Maker of fine preserves. Lover of dancing and wine. Definitely a fighter.