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According to the Concise Oxford Dictionary, to wince is to: "Show bodily or mental pain or distress by slight start or loss of composure; flinch." Here's the Muntanui version: 1. "Farmer Wan's involuntary movement upon realising that the hairy object the dog is holding in his jaws is not a mouse, nor a rat, nor even a squashed baby stoat, but rather our young steer's testicles, detached from their former owner and still sporting their blue elastrator band." 2. "The collective reaction of all males who read this post." Posted by Farmer Nik
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Alieke
18/7/2012 12:38:07 pm
This story definitely produced the collective wince from our male- dominated household!
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Tessa
18/7/2012 05:35:37 pm
I am still laughing.. keep them coming!
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About Ewan and NikiFarmer WanScottish mechanical engineer with a deep and abiding passion for good food. Outstanding cook. Builder of lots of stuff. Cattle whisperer. Connoisseur of beer. A lover rather than a fighter. Farmer NikKiwi writer and broadcaster who hates cabbage, even though she knows it's good for her. Chook wrangler. Grower of food and flowers. Maker of fine preserves. Lover of dancing and wine. Definitely a fighter. Archives
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